Friday April 15 2011 - playing with the big boyz
Read in todays "Aftonbladet" that finally, after almost 200 years of peace, the Superswedes could join the big boys, and play war in Libya. Superfighter "JAS" entered Libyan airspace, and fired of it's cameras, and made a photo of an anti-aircraft gun. According to the Swedish military, this is the photo which will decide the outcoming of the war. Because of this contribution it will be a walk in the park for NATO. Again according to high rank Swedish officers.
Of course someone else will have to do the dirty job, as peace loving and ethical Swedes do not fire missiles.
We're as innocent as the guys standing in a ring at the school yard, watching a small kid get beaten up by five bigger ones, yelling; Hit him!!! Hit him!!
Another story that shows how human Swedes are; I learned in military service once; Swedish 7,62mm ammunition is better balaced than the NATO equals (and of course much more expensive) The reason is to make smaller exit holes, after shooting someone. A headshot causes only an exit hole of a mandarine's size. Nato version? A orange sized hole. Swedes are soooo human :-) We also learned that the enemy always attacks from the east. But that was of course maaany years ago.
Seems now to be a chance to try out the ammunition theory in practice;
I read in the same paper that the Danes consider Swedes in general as idiots. I like those Danes, sort of... :-)
Wouldn't surprise me if Sweden now declare war against Denmark, the horns getting longer after the African escapade.
Last war was otherwise against Norwegians 1814. I guess the Norweigians won, but I don´t know for sure, as I was sick the day the subject was up in school, and I haven't Googled it...
Today is last day in school for little m. A two weeks spring break is ahead.
This will be celebrated at the brand new Osteria Undici (without little m...)
Look at this masterpiece of picture taken by a 60 million Euro camera
Osteria 11
Of course someone else will have to do the dirty job, as peace loving and ethical Swedes do not fire missiles.
We're as innocent as the guys standing in a ring at the school yard, watching a small kid get beaten up by five bigger ones, yelling; Hit him!!! Hit him!!
Another story that shows how human Swedes are; I learned in military service once; Swedish 7,62mm ammunition is better balaced than the NATO equals (and of course much more expensive) The reason is to make smaller exit holes, after shooting someone. A headshot causes only an exit hole of a mandarine's size. Nato version? A orange sized hole. Swedes are soooo human :-) We also learned that the enemy always attacks from the east. But that was of course maaany years ago.
Seems now to be a chance to try out the ammunition theory in practice;
I read in the same paper that the Danes consider Swedes in general as idiots. I like those Danes, sort of... :-)
Wouldn't surprise me if Sweden now declare war against Denmark, the horns getting longer after the African escapade.
Last war was otherwise against Norwegians 1814. I guess the Norweigians won, but I don´t know for sure, as I was sick the day the subject was up in school, and I haven't Googled it...
Today is last day in school for little m. A two weeks spring break is ahead.
This will be celebrated at the brand new Osteria Undici (without little m...)
Look at this masterpiece of picture taken by a 60 million Euro camera
Osteria 11
Comments
Postat av: M
are you trying to tell me that i married an idiot while you married the enemy from east?
Postat av: Linda
Hahahahaha, love ur comment M :) Hahahaha Im laughing so hard!!!!! And Pappa, ur officially gone bananas!!!!!! Haha!! Can't wait for the osteria 11!!!! Looks awesome!!! Xxx
Postat av: Tuttan
The swedes seem to have a lot in common with the austrian; sort of same "neutral" philosophy.
............. aaaand the Osteria looks goooood :-)
........aaaand 10 points for M:s comment :-)))))
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